piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014

thistle circle

The place to be.

Thistle circle is where parents make love.

by Yao Miing March 31, 2017

Thistle

Usually associated with a team or group of people. Mostly, made up of hooligans and chavs. They tend to be very shit at sports, mainly football.

“That game was awful. The team played like Thistles.”

by PureFacts123 February 13, 2020

Thistle Party

A party composed of thistle buddies having a thistling good time getting all funk-i-thistled.

Hey John, wanna come to my thistle party tonight? It's gonna be a thistle time.

by Thistle party August 30, 2014

Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

Cock thistle

A person named James

James is a cock thistle

by MRHYDE124 March 25, 2024