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The List

The list is a group of people some kid in our grade listed off for “bullying him.” When in reality he brought what happened to him on himself.
by GiraffeTree June 4, 2019
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j-theist

A jewish atheist

(see also: jagnostic)
Want all that cool jewish oppression, but not all the shitty religion? Be j-theist.
by Teteae May 8, 2006
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thelittleoptimist

A certified Lebanese babe with an absolute UNIT of a heart. He can be spotted on sun-shiny days prowlin’ the grid and crop-dusting haters in his rollerblades and semi-short shorts. As a master of many skills, this individual can capture stunning photographs, fix your shitty attitude with a song AND let you finish first (in a game of Apex Legends — bonk!).
“You seem to be in a much better mood! That’s great! What happened?”
“I got crop-dusted by thelittleoptimist and managed to capture some of it in a jar! I’m finna call up my girl Leslie and make a quick $2,000 off the sale. Life is good!”
by DefinitelyNotYogsyy May 16, 2022
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flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.
A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!
by Shannning January 11, 2010
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On The List

Phrase used when going to a VIP event or club...whether you actually ARE or ARE NOT on the list.
Dude, we are never going to get in the Kid Rock party...

Bro, my girl is working the door and we are on the list....dont worry.
by B. Hanback August 4, 2008
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On the List

The list that exists which every gay man is on, regardless if they are out, in denial or blatantly gay.
by peeeeeeeeeds July 9, 2010
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Theist

The atheist equivalent of the word "heretic".

Frequently used as an insult by internet atheists who, lacking a large enough penis, must find other ways to appear adequate.
Person 1: Hello, I am a Hindu/Jew/Christian/etc... person.
Person 2: BRAINWASHED THEIST!!! U R DUM!!! Y U NO LIEK SCIENCE!?
Person 1: Actually, I happen to be a published physics professor, so I think science is pretty good.
Person 2: QUANTUM MECHANICS SEZ STUFF COMES FROM NOTHING!!! GOD IS DUM!!!
Person 1: Actually, QM doesn't say that at all. Perhaps you should actually learn what you're talking about before you act like a moron on the internet.
by Dr. Bob! May 16, 2011
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