Spinning the wet

Tall stories and embellished stories that someone tells you of what happened when they were drunk e.g I drunk 36 pints last night

Johnny told me he broke into Buckingham Palace on our night out but he’s just spinning the wet

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Toe in the wet sprocket

A mild inconvenience

"I forgot to bring my wallet!"
"Dude, that's such a toe in the wet sprocket."

by BowlofNerdles January 31, 2026

The Jersey Wet Wipe

On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.

The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.

by KorinaRina April 17, 2019

Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018

wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

wet the monkey

To perform a sexual act involving male genitalia that are moistened by any substance, especially by, ahem, natural lubrication.

I haven't wet the monkey in FOREVER. I'm seriously pining.

Dude, you wet the monkey when you're by yourself? That takes a lot of effort. I normally keep it dry.

by Garr Fizlock March 4, 2009

wet the baby's head

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005