pull the goalie

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

by angryvillager September 1, 2006

Pull the other one

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking the mickey

Shortened version of "Pull the other one, it's got bells on it."

"A truthful politician? Pull the other one!"

by nzowl December 15, 2003

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

if you live on a shoe string budget, do not offer to pull the hippo out of the mud, definition a) when out with a group of friends

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016

Pull the Mark

The act of shattering your pelvis with an electric jack cause you're a fucking idiot. Another definition for this is, the act of shattering your penis and its internals due to missing the vagina cause you're a fucking idiot.

Mr Patrone found Mark with a shattered pelvis. Hence Pull the Mark.
Yeah bro I fucking went to the hospital cause I accidentally pulled the Mark with my girl last night.

by Mr Dr Prof Boner May 27, 2020

Pull the Needle Out

to get something over with; something that can occur rapidly

Just pull the needle out and tell Jimmy that you're dating his sister.

by Frank Yeck January 31, 2022

pull the trigger

1. to take decisive action with no certainty of the outcome
2. To make a decision that may very well require inflicting a result that is detrimental to self or others.

Although I know this family has know where to go, and that I may lose my rental because of the loss of rents, i am going to "pull the trigger" and evict the family.

by Lorenzo Davis February 13, 2008

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch

The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is where you grab your erect penis and masturbate with one hand, while caressing or (pinching) a womans nipples

Fuck me hard sideways Dude! The Hungarian Pull and Pinch is the bomb!

by Tan and Jerrod October 6, 2006