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Lake the Post 

At Northwestern University, it refers to old tradition of dragging the field goal posts from the football field to Lake Michigan in order to dump them. This happened in the period of time when NU had one of the worst football teams in the nation, and laking the posts was done during the occasional victory or notable defeat.
"We just beat Ohio State! Time to lake the posts!"
Lake the Post by Jasper Davis July 29, 2012
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petting the possum 

feeling her up or playin with the cat
i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.
petting the possum by flipp December 14, 2008

pound the possum 

to have intimate relations with a woman who is so hirsute that you'd need a rainbow to find the pot of gold.
I tried to pound the possum last night with that cougar i picked up, but after considerable frustration i finally had to get out the old weed wacker.
pound the possum by clotshit January 5, 2011

nuke the post 

The act of completely deleting a post from the internet and all traces that link to it, often for the purpose of hiding personal information, avoiding discourse, or silencing a comment section that has gone too far to ever be corrected naturally.

The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.

It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
Person 1: What do I do about this post? Ever since I made a comment about politics, it's been bombarded with hate!
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
nuke the post by aawuhua123 November 9, 2018

the postman 

the sexual act of anal sex followed by writting all the vital shipping information on the girls ass, slapping a stamp on it and walking out
i felt whiskey dick commin on so i pulled the postman and called it a night.
the postman by tucsontony October 20, 2004

In The Post 

Guy1: "No way, son, you gonna let that sucka get away wid that wedgie he just gave you?"
Guy2: "Don't worry about it, the little bastards got one in the post."

choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come 

A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!