dust musket

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.

Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.

by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016

Musket Ball

A massive ball of resin pulled from a marijuana pipe, rolled into a ball and smoked.

Dude, Charlie hadn't cleaned his bowl in like 6 months, dude pulled like 3 musket balls out.

by Sanfred March 23, 2010

Buff the Musket

Yet another euphemism for (male) masturbation.

"I buff the musket almost daily."

by BackInBlack60 May 22, 2009

Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

by slithering succotash August 18, 2016

sugar musket

n. penis, male reproductive organ. Usually used as a positve reference.

It's been over a week since I've been able to suck on his sugar musket.

by wiscolorado May 24, 2012

gummy musket

A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.

I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017