A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.

Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."

The Harp-Oil Government by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011

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Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.

And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.

Emily’s theory on the United States Government by Beau Dean November 16, 2021

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The Man aka Government

often referred as a african man or the black man as being the most powerful and dominant. mainly the government in power

the man aka Governmentwants to take your power away bro

The Man aka Government by MICK-DOG June 10, 2021

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The role of government

According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!

Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."

The role of government by Hym Iam March 7, 2024

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