Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

Gout

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.

Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.

by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

worth the gout

is a measure of how much and quality of the meat .

YO !!! the BBQ spot is worth the gout !!!

by jayjayfukfuk July 11, 2016

gowerton gout

Abdominal pain from too many pain killers - the irony !!!!

Swansea John’s got gowerton gout you know , too many pg’s

by Punky Meadows February 16, 2021

gout

Nasty. Gross. Something that stinks, tastes bad, extremely dirty, or disgusting to look at.

“That sandwich was old. It tasted gout af” “I’m gonna give that motel a bad review it was gouted out”

by Neenscene September 10, 2020

gout whore

A whore that hangs around Goon. Goon is known for having severe gout: so when whores are around Goon they are called gout whores

Look at all the gout whores in Muskegon!!

by BF Goon September 12, 2020