Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.
by hulahoophulahoop March 14, 2011
something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)
by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008
-See 'Safety'
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
by smithsfan November 16, 2010
Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk
shut up, doorknob
by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004
A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.
by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"
"No, what happened?"
"He got doorknobed."
"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
"No, what happened?"
"He got doorknobed."
"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
by Kpseoul January 31, 2014