Highly revered and worshiped higher power of many Alcoholics Anonymous members.
Your higher power can be anything you want including a doorknob. Surrender to it, pray to it, and seek out its will for you.
by hulahoophulahoop March 14, 2011
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something you call when you fart...then you call safety if you not near a doorknob or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a doorknob then someone gets to punch you:)
FART!!!!!!!!!!
"doorknob.....safety"

by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008
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"Safety!"
"Good one, dude! I could have called doorknob on yah, though!"

-Also see safety.
by Funky T. Garfunkel December 5, 2003
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A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).
person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...
by smithsfan November 16, 2010
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Well known for game design and other randomness including the morons today, an online radio program. Their site can be found at doorknob.tk
shut up, doorknob
by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004
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A random guy that a woman will have sex with just to relieve the need. Also can be a "Friend with Benefits" situation.
She said she was so horny, she'd fuck a doorknob. I told her she could give me a turn!
by Vinny Bellarosa February 18, 2009
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The act of being hit by a door knob and having it stick in ones rectum.
"Boy did you hear what they did to Jimmy?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got doorknobed."

"Oh, shit! That's just in humane!"
by Kpseoul January 31, 2014
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