Puerto Rican Backhoe

Noun.
1. In the territory of Puerto Rico, a person who performs the work of the automated backhoe which we use in this country.
2. Word used to describe a manual labor person who is paid minimal wages and performs backbreaking work.
1. The Puerto Rican Backhoes were sent to Boston to work on the big dig.
2. Bob is nothing but a Puerto Rican Backhoe working for that construction firm.
by Morty October 20, 2003
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Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.
Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!
by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020
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backhoe tug

when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself
by windowgoblin April 04, 2018
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Backhoed

The Act of doing something that is under-handed and or morally wrong to someone else.
She just got backhoed by her best friend who slept with her husband.
by Shalia2x July 25, 2019
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backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.
Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!
by HAFSNT July 23, 2023
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Eat the Backhoe

To come out of a situation with less than someone else.

To get the shitty end of the stick.
Well you two just spend on my credit cards and I'll eat the backhoe.
by Moe Jaroney August 19, 2019
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Backhoeing

When Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* digs himself in a very deep hole that can not be signified by a shovel alone, but with a backhoe.

Example: "Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."
"Aaron *last name held for confidentiality* is constantly backhoeing himself into even more trouble then he was in before."
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