When you and your old lady are getting freaky and she wants to suck whipped cream off of your dick but all you have is cake icing, you make due. Before she can start sucking the icing off you flip her over and shove it in the exit ramp. Giving her THE FROSTY ANUS!
Thank god we had left over buttercream icing from my kids birthday cake. I gave momma THE FROSTY ANUS last night!
by Mister Mustache June 7, 2021
Get the The Frosty Anus mug.warning this should only be attempted by hardcore christians. this involves taking a stake in the shape of the cross and wrapping it in barbed wire. You then take a replica light saber (courtesy of star wars) and wrap it with the same razor wire used to wrap the stake. The stake is then inserted into the girls ass well chanting ABRA CODABRA and some other crazy hymns. You then take the light saber and insert it into a bible. You then take the bible and insert the entire concoction into the girls open honey pot until only the end of the lightsaber can be seen. take the end of the light saber and begin spining it making the razor wire rip apart the pages of the bible leaving some holy shit inside her uterus. the remove the stake and pray. usually followed by the little brother. the barbed-anus
by 100%naturalflava November 19, 2006
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While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.
by Crazycatbitch11 January 17, 2019
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Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
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Julian: Fuck, now we can't have tea.
by croak108gmx May 14, 2015
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by PartEikooc December 26, 2020
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by reallyhot July 7, 2010
Get the Hotter than the devil's anus mug.One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
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