Wisconsin. Supposedly home of a cow in every backyard, cheese filling the fridge, accents like dis eh?, drunk 9 year olds, tractors on every road, and blizzards in July. No.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Wisconsin has farms and farmers, yes, but that's not all of us. Actually, that's not most of us. Most people here live in cities. Milwaukee, Madison, Green Bay. No farmers there. And that's just a few of the big ones. I'm from Wisconsin and I don't even like cheese that much. Most of us don't make our own cheese or anything like that. We buy some from Wal-Mart.
You hear those news reporters on TV? That is how our accents are, excluding the most northern part of Wisconsin. That accent is called "Standard midwestern", and is what most of the people from Wisconsin speak with.
Not everybody is a heavy drinker, but we do have our fair share. We know what the drinking age is, people.
We have old crappy trucks, we have brand new Porsche's, though most of us fall somewhere inbetween.
We don't just have winter, winter, winter and winter. We have 4 distinct seasons. Winters are very, very cold and snowy, yes. But spring is rainy and warmer, not snowy and cold. Summer is blazing hot and extremely sunny. Fall is cool and crisp, with beautiful colors everywhere.
We don't sit around on our rocking chairs with shotguns loaded, either. We have laptops and iPhones and flat-screen TVs and malls and video games. Wisconsin is normal.
Californian: OMG. LIKE WISCONSIN. OMG. SO WEIRD AND GROSS SO FULL OF REDNECKS. LIKE OMG.
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
Wisconsinite: Uhh..not really. *texts on iPhone*
by mynameisme. August 8, 2011
1. Cold
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!
"Hey bud! What's up!?"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"
Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"
10 minutes later..
25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"
Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"
10 minutes later..
25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"
by I'm Emo, but I rock Abrecrombie November 10, 2006
The best by far out of all 50 states. We some of the friendliest folk you will ever find. Although some of our people speak with a kind of Canadian accent buts thats more to the north. By far the best city is Milwaukee, home to the Milwaukee Brewers. Theres lots to do in Wisconsin such as Summerfest, deer hunting, going to the Dells (Home to Americas largest waterpark), hanging by Lake Michigan, and many others. We also have the most famous football team in the leauge the Green Bay Packers (who by the way won the first and second Super Bowls so all you other states can suck it.) Wisconsins state animal is the Badger which is a very beautiful animal. And even the Super Bowl trophy is named after our famous coach Vince Lombardi. The weather is always nice except it can drastically change on the spot. Overall Wisconsin is the best place to live. The Packers are known to have a very huge rivalry with the Chicago Bears (who suck) and the Minnesota Vikings (also suck.)
Packers Vs. Bears in Green Bay
Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck!!!
Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game.
Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what?
Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend.
Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.
Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck!!!
Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game.
Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what?
Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend.
Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.
by Jokesterpants June 26, 2009
A state that has a GOOD football team. 100x better than illinois Has Americas largest music festival. Smarter than the bastards down in illinois
Those bastards from illinois sure like to go to Wisconsin, fuck, nothing better to do, Illionis sucks!
by Adam March 28, 2005
Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!
by Joe August 15, 2003
by beerandgirls February 16, 2011
-those people can drink their asses off
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!
-Badgers Rock
-That 70s show best show ever
-Hottest boys come out of wisconsin
-Cheese
-Packers suck
-Milwaukee is friggin' awesome
-Happy Days is one of the best shows out of the 1970s
-Lake Geneva best resort town in Wisconsin
-people drinking
-can get booze underaged if a parent is their
-Brewer Suck, Go Cubs!
by SnookiBear1988 May 3, 2011