Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.

Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.

by alt + f4 August 8, 2005

The White Walker

While engaging in a sexual act, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner, leaves to apparently retrieve a towel, but instead turns up with a hand full of flour, to the face of the incapacitated suitor.

"Winter is coming... So I released The White Walker upon her!"

by MCpancake October 6, 2015

The White Walker

While engaging in the climax of a sexual encounter, one ejaculates into the eyes of their partner; leaving them wondering incapacitated. In search of Kleenex , the ejaculator flees to retrieve a towel, but instead returns to their incapacitated partner with a handful of flour to the face.

" I got together with the bosses daughter last night. Met her with a smile, and left her with The White Walker"

by MCpancake October 12, 2015

wake the wife wanker

little bitch that'll wank off ur wife and beat the shit out of her

wake the wife wanker is so hot and sexy

by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021

Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week

That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

The Great Australian Wanker

Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.

Person 1: Did you vote?

Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.

Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.

by Actual Ltd. October 16, 2023

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007