Santa

A fictional character, created for the joy of children around the world. Many families set out cookies and milk for "Santa". Santa is supposedly a man who wears a red coat and hat. Santa also rides a sleigh, driven by several reindeers.

I'm so excited for Christmas! Santa is coming!

by The Human Being/Person December 4, 2016

Santa

A creepy old perv that will sneak into ur house once every year (via chimney) and rape your kids.

Mommy im scared of santa

by Gsjshsjsnd February 27, 2020

Santa

A fat ass punk dress in a red coat and red hat. A creep that watches you all year.

Santa you fat ass punk get the hell out of my house you bitch

by Zombie_Dude YT November 29, 2018

Santa

lie, dishonesty, untrue, false

1. alaye, no dey santa me.

2. why must you be santaing about your relationship.
3. bro you're throwing santa

by Deanisbliss April 24, 2021

Santa

Jolly old elf or CIA agent

Little kid: Santa?
Santa: Put your hands where I can see them!!!

by SillyGillyWater October 21, 2018

santa...

The hellish fatinsane demoniod minion of lucifer who terrorizes the world once a year by bringing unspeakable atrocities to our houses!

He will deliver a plague onto your homes and make you suffer the wrath of a thousand guilty souls!

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022