robbing the cradle

Mission in Thief 3.

Scariest mission in a game. Ever.

I could only play Robbing The Cradle for 5 minutes last night because it was too creepy.

by TGKF September 22, 2004

robbing the cradle

The act of stealing a cradle, which is used to hold babies. Whatever you do is don't take the baby. They cry alot and then when they don't cry the poop and then cry some more. They never sleep.

My friend stole a cradle but threw the baby. Then the baby died. God damn annoying babies.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004

robbing the cradle

Stealing a baby, or it's personal effects from it's crib.

I'm low on funds son, I'm going to go rob the cradle next store and sell the baby to a nice couple who can't conceive a child of their own./ I'm low on funds so I'm going to steal that babies blanket, B.

by jerem December 11, 2003

the cradle robber

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

by Jake Luc September 21, 2007

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.

When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.

by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024

Robbing The Bank

To occupy any game system. Such as a PS3.

Money = Amount of time on game system.
Bank = Game system.

Sasha: "Girl, you need to quit Robbing The Bank. You have already stolen too much money."

Lo'Quacious: "You can never steal too much money!!!"

by Pop Can Horror August 7, 2011