givin' em the ol' "Robert Bell"

the act of signing on an instant messenger program, initiating a conversation with someone, and leaving without ending the conversation or putting up an away message

"hey man where did you go? you must be givin' em the ol' "Robert Bell"

by Robert Bell October 1, 2007

Robert The Construction Worker

The Snob Brother Of Bob The Builder

Bob The Builder Builds
Robert The Construction Worker Constructs

by Thomas The Wank Engine September 20, 2004

The Oral Roberts

When you are getting a blowjob from a girl, and right before you cum you pull out and cover her face, then finish by throwing an open bible in her face and telling her to REPENT!

My girlfriend was bugging me to wake up early sunday and go to church, but I convinced her to just take "The Oral Roberts" instead.

by the Dildozer September 3, 2013

Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotlandno seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the EnglishFags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Partyor LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by albu gu brath April 28, 2006

Robert the Bruce

Robert the Bruce was allowed to be King of Scotland after apologising to Mel Gibson for trying to kill him as a sort of witty joke. Encouraged by an encounter with a spider on the Isle of Arran, he burned his bannocks or "boxer shorts" in front of the English Army, and proceeded to slaughter them because of his ingenious rules of battle (whereby anyone who correctly guessed their enemy's nationality was allowed "free hits").

One day Robert the Bruce is coming back, and then certain people will be in big trouble. He will sort everything out. He will tell us what to do. He will buy us presents. He will let us bring in games instead of doing work, and he will give out mini Mars Bars for those who please him. He is not really dead, this is a vicious and unsubstantiated rumour propounded by the same scientists who claim that dinosaurs are extinct.

This is not a joke and is deadly serious. Also he will let us have a go on his horse.

Robert the Bruce... Also see giggles and John Robinson

by kodiac1 July 4, 2006

Robbed the Liquor Store

When you are about to either go down on a girl or fuck her and find a condom inside of her. You take it out and eat/fuck her anyway.

-- "Dude, why do you look so defeated?"
-- "I think I robbed the liquor store last night but apparently someone had been there a few hours ahead of me and got away clean."

by kcrosby July 8, 2009

the holy rubber roll

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".

Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 26, 2018