A feeling of being a total failure or wanting to just give up on life. Can be seen a a passing depressed period of time. Where you just want to check out of life's Bull shit for a while.
by Jmvlam June 29, 2022
Get the Living in a van down by the river mug.Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008
Get the If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead mug.The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".
Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.
Person 2: Cheers.
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.
Person 2: Cheers.
by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016
Get the hold back the river mug.The Delaware River
Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Used by people who frequently cross into New Jersey into Pennsylvania or vice versa via bridge over the Delaware River.
Person 1: So how far away are you moving?
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
Person 2: Oh, a little closer to the river; my commute to work in New Jersey will be shorter.
by JerseyKid February 17, 2008
Get the the river mug.by jaf1230 October 8, 2008
Get the Go swimming in the river mug."Where's Tony, we have a meeting in 2 minutes!" - "he's sending mandela down the river, he should be out in a minute"
by Greg The Keg May 1, 2009
Get the sending mandela down the river mug.The tendency to be cataclysmicly upset while drunk over something that would only be mildly irritating while sober.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
Symptoms include forming irrational conclusions, like "im going to jail, im going to lose my house, im going to have my dog reposesed.
That girl lost her damn glasses in the river last night.
or
You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
or
You are losing your glasses in the river right now.
by redlizzieliz February 10, 2010
Get the Losing your glasses in the river mug.