That's the problem

Jordan.... I ALREADY DID. I already did the think you want me to do. And YOU CHOSEN MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE DYSTOPIA. You chose to take my free will away from me. I have learned nothing from this and CLEARLY neither have you. The peer pressure isn't ever going to work.

Hym "That's the problem actually. That's what you don't seem to understand guys. I'VE TAKEN IT OUT OF MY OWN HANDS. I have removed my own flaw and suspended it until this is resolved. I've rendered psychology meaningless. It doesn't matter what I think or feel about the matter. If God tells you to kill kids you should probably do the opposite. But I don't have kids so the analogue would be what? I already did the thing you want me to do now. And what did you choose? You chose to leave me in a hell of my own description and ignore everything I said TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT!!! There is no sweeping this until the rug for you. You're trying to convince me to dive on my own sword AND forget about the fact that when you thought you have power over me you chose 'Dying slowly while an infection eats away at your brain and you fail to escape hell.' Jordan. The trickery isn't going to work. THIS isn't going to work. I told you it wasn't going to work before you did it. You need to stop trying to make this work. You're not going to peer pressure me into doing what you want and you aren't going to manifest it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

The real problem with America

It's the people.

Banning guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Giving all citizens guns won't solve the problem, only cherry picked evidence supports this.
Putting armed guards in schools, arming teachers, gun restrictions or prohibitions, school lock-downs, won't solve this.

These all are reactions to the problem, they do not solve the core problem.

The problem is the American people. Everyone is so concerned with what we can do after the fact, that no one cares to look in to why we have a relatively large population that wants to go in to schools and shoot them up.

Another school shooting, more politicians screaming about more guns, less guns, gun restrictions on psychopaths... The real problem with America is the people.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 6, 2018

the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.

Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.

by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009

The guy from the math problems

A person who buys a large quantity of the same items at once.

"Hey, look that guy at the other register is buying 30 bottles of dish soap"
"Bruh, he's fr the guy from the math problems"

by BananaMaster69 August 27, 2022