“What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"
Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"
Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
by Bard777 August 2, 2011
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reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
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Get the beat the monkey mug.Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
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Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.
Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010
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Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
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