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Mittens & Darling

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.
by PacoElTaco June 2, 2018
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Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.
Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey
by Logieburr December 8, 2009
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Poop mittens

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.
by KQF February 12, 2009
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steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens
You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!
by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008
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murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.
K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten
by Sammy P. October 6, 2006
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Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.
Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.
by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009
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sausage mitten

She felt like a sausage mitten.
by slonob February 1, 2004
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