Ben the lizard

An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner

Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!

by Onesexiboi January 16, 2019

lick the lizard

To perform oral sex on a female.

Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.

by johnnyonthespot22 August 3, 2010

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

by vhsi June 4, 2010

Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

Leak the Lizard

When a male has to urinate. Usually said in a casual manner. Same as saying "Excuse me folks, but I need to urinate."

Frank: "Oh dude, hold on, I gotta leak the lizard."

Mitch: "K, I'll go wait in the car."

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009