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swim with the fish

When a person is snuffed and given cement shoes then thrown in a body of water ie: an ocean, a lake or river.
Girlfriend: If I ever find out you cheat on me you'll swim with the fish.

Boyfriend: I love you too much to endanger you with some bitches std's.
by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac September 25, 2014
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slipped the fish

The memorable and gross experience of getting a really bad handshake from a limp-wristed person. The handshake feels like trying to grip the head of a dead fish and reflects someone who was never taught to shake hands properly.

The feeling of revulsion : typically persists for at least 30 seconds, recurs every time it is thought about AND especially when one sees "the limpy" again. Its recurring nature casts "the limpy" in a perpetually bad light. The sufferer of the experience sometimes foolishly tries to correct it by retrying the handshake only to get slipped the fish again, making the memory & suffering even worse.
Tyrell: Malik from Accounting just DOES NOT have a firm handshake...

Sally: Yeah I got slipped the fish by that one the first time I met him. Now when I see him I shiver. Yuck. He's a wiener leaner too...

Tyrell: Is he ill ?? or what ?
by joedaprogramma March 10, 2014
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Louis The Fish

The fish confirmed to be the one portrayed in Harry Styles music video "Adore You"
"Did you see that the official eroda account for H's music video confirmed that the children's book "Louis the fish" really is

a part of the inspiration for the Adore You music video??"

"Yeah, I saw that today actually...wild"
by titanicturtles May 12, 2021
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Cleaning out the fish-tank

A particularly large dose of man fat applied liberally to the inside of a woman's beef curtains. Ideally needs to be enough for a fair amount of drippage
Jon : Why didnt you answer your phone last night?

Ad : Mate! I was cleaning out the fish-tank

Jon : but i phoned back an hour later

Ad : Bow chicka wow wow
by ExcellCRW November 27, 2011
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jump in the water and fuck the fish

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act
If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.
by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009
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what the fish

by gher August 16, 2010
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what the fish

A rather ingenious and cheerful alternative form of swear or exclamation that is widely accepted.
Someone: "Did you see that shot from that dude?!"
Another one: "What the fish! You kidding me? No one would miss that."
by momo monster December 12, 2008
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