people are known by the company they keep

The people you associate with will affect your reputation

Jimmy: Why do they hate me

Bob: People are known by the company they keep

by MLGjimmy January 18, 2017

doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.

parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!

by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009

The Company Smile

A celebration BooCocky that the whole crew gives to the employee of the month

Don’t be late to Ryan’s “The Company Smile” tomorrow at 7:30! I’m gonna be first in line .

by AssMan1987 August 15, 2018

the compton school

where year 7s think they're roadmen when really they dont know how to speak a fucking word of english

hey where do u go mate?
the compton school
kill yourself you fucking year 7 pussy

by tumarto February 6, 2022

The Compactor

The act of forcing your cock into your girl's anus and forcing the shit in her ass to travel backwards up her intestine and even possibly puncturing through her anal wall.

Stacy: I haven't shit in a week.
Doctor: Have you had anal?
Stacy: Well... Yeah.
Doctor: Most likely you are feeling the effects of The Compactor.

by IfixYourass November 5, 2012

The Compass

A sexual position involving 4 other men whereby the man (or woman) is simultaneously penetrated from behind (South) and in the front orally (North) whilst they hold a girthy penis in each hand with outstretched arms (East and West). An aerial photograph would show that the orientation of each person around the center person resembles a compass. Those feeling generous would rotate their position like a game of musical chairs.

The compass he has built in allows him to maintain a keen sense of direction even while blindfolded.

by SAVEDxBYxMUTE July 11, 2020

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009