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The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.
Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry
by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020
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The yes card

This card. Even more powerful than the "No" card. It acts as a "No you"
The yes card. Even more powerful than the No card. It acts as a "No you

you can do anything, because yes. I can counter the no card, because "yes".
by Rip_Player January 13, 2023
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play the misspoke card

to say that you "misspoke" something, to get off easy for saying something stupid, false, or offensive.
example of how to play the misspoke card.
"edited for dramatic effect"
Sarah Palin:North Korea is our ally.
Glenn Beck:South Korea...

Palin later on:I misspoke.
by kirbyman1 November 28, 2010
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Play the troll card

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.
PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."
by The BlueMan October 26, 2012
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playing the gay card

Entertainers in the public eye, who increasly advertise their particular sexual orientation in public, the more popular they become, are "Playing the gay card."
John Barrymore, who formally was not widely known as a homosexual now uses many opportunities to advertise the fact. He is often "playing the gay card."
Such people and there are many, must have previously believed that their sexual orientation may have been a hinderance in their careers. In reality, it hardly makes any difference to the general public who aren't that bothered. But continual reference to it gets boring.
by Doghouse Riley January 12, 2009
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The debit card

Running anything between someone’s ass cheeks like making a purchase at the local shit and get.
Damn baby, i’m About to slide my dick down your crack like my debit card.

My man really gave me the debit card last night.
by Elwipfo November 19, 2017
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The Serious Card

The much hated serious subject raised by someone following a funny conversation, usually about a similar or related subject.
John: And then I spent an hour in the waiting room with bandage around my head and a golf club in my hand!
Laughter
Sally: Man, that's funny John. But don't you think it's the current political corruption that's causing these increased hospital waiting times?
John: Did you really just pull the serious card?
by Sleepy Sasquatch September 8, 2011
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