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Thanksgiving break

Freedom for 11 days
by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021
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Hipster Thanksgiving

Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).

The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"
by HipsterJoe October 1, 2013
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Roach Thanksgiving

A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.
We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.
by DMac12 October 24, 2014
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north dakota thanksgiving

North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.
Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!
by Husbear January 30, 2016
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thanksgiving

a day we commemorate taking advantage of the "indians" by stealing their land, food, and lifestyles in exchange for cheap trinkets.
Ahh thanksgiving, lets give thanks to those indians for letting us screw them wholeheartedly.
by Chinese Jew November 26, 2003
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After Thanksgiving

An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving

Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”

Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”

Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”

Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”

Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
by eli130 November 26, 2009
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thanksgiving boat

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.
Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.
by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010
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