Totosexual

Meaning attracted sexualy to men, women, dogs, cats, plants, fish, giraffes, elephants, turkeys, and every living thing.

Jeff: That new guy jed is a weirdo.
Derek: Is he gay or something?
Jeff: No he's totosexual.
Derek: Woah.

Jeff: Yea he's married to a whale.

Derek: Is that legal?!

by Frog Grog December 14, 2009

Trysexual

A person willing to do anything or has tried anything sexual, with a man, woman, or man-woman.

Nick: Yo jon Id totaly rail that chick if i was trysexual.

Jon: Ill do it! Cause im trysexual id try anything sexual

by Optotron August 25, 2010

theosexual

Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.

We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.

by MissingHyperlink August 26, 2017

tomosexual

One who has sexual acts, or enjoys sexual things with toe's.

Did you see Amy having sexual acts with that toe, she's a total tomosexual.

by lucainphotoshop March 27, 2007

teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.

Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"

by hooschick27 September 21, 2016

telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

Tescosexual

Man who waits for his missus to go shopping to have a wank

OR

A person who has a shag in the aisle of a supermarket

"You'd best be careful with Dave, Glenda. He's a reknowned tescosexual. Margaret forgot her keys, went back, and he was there already, bashing the bishop like a man possessed!"

by The Almighty Ferneth May 14, 2016