Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.
by godishot October 11, 2011
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Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.
We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.
by MissingHyperlink August 25, 2017
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you: "mum i'm Theosexual

mum: " METOOO!! Lets have a threesome
by tc0033000 February 24, 2022
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