Texas Show Down

When a group of two plus males stand side by side in a line and jerk off the first one to ejaculate wins the race. There can be no out side influences on the participants (Female or other male touching, no toys, to porn) just the participants and their hand of choice and their imagination. If a participant does use any foreign aid that results in immediate disqualification. The community (Spectators/ other participants/ whoever else is in that general area) choses the punishment for the cheater.

Dean: Jack! Guess what.
Jack: What?
Dean: Chris was cought cheating in a Texas Show Down and the punishment what to eat the other participants cum!
Jack: Oh Shit!

by 5wampDaddy January 26, 2019

Big Texas

When you're having anal sex and you pull out and scream,"We struck oil!" or "Oil spill!"

I heard Dylan gave Josh a Big Texas.

by DoinUrMom November 17, 2012

Texas

The only state with 22 pages of people arguing about how to define it on Urban Dictionary.

See bottom of page for number of pages on Texas definitions.

by Nacogdochian August 4, 2011

texas billywaffle

It is an act in which The male pulls out before cumming and sprays it in the Female/Male's belly button like pouring fine syrup in a fresh Texas made Waffle.

"Yo Bro, I just did the Texas Billywaffle on my girl before she went to work this morning, it was delicious!"

by Jay.Cam June 29, 2017

texas gumball

When a small man has a lone testicle coming out of the fly of his boxers

Greg wasn't wearing any pants so I caught a glimpse of his Texas gumball.

by TexasPaul October 2, 2020

013 Texas

LaSalle (Montreal) is called 013 Texas.It’s known as a ditrict that have many HUSTLERS.

Damien: Fanny where do you live?
Fanny:I live in the 013 Texas

by Barbied0ll May 30, 2018

Texas Tuck

Raising your erect penis up against your lower stomach between your tummy and your pants. Hiding your massive boner from poking the eye out of your crush at school. One of many options to hide your erection.

if it wasn't for the texas tuck, no 8th grade boy could ever wear athletic shorts at school.

Dang, my teacher bent over her desk and I had sweat pants on! Thank goodness for the texas tuck.

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016