totteridge

Totteridge massive SNM

Im from totteridge bro

TOTTI GANG YEAH CMON

by outere April 13, 2022

Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

Texterina

Texterina

One who holds the ability to text with amazing grace and accuracy. They use the tips of their thumbs like a ballerina uses the tips of their toes.
Texterinas generally flaunt their skill by keeping eye contact with someone while typing a message.
When used to describe a male, texterina is a derogatory name, usually associated with feminine qualities.

Jen- I went on my first date with Bill last night. But all night he was a texterina! I swear his thumbs were blessed by gods.

Laurah- Dump him.

by Laurah:] April 15, 2009

Tittering

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.

Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."

by Ogles April 21, 2010

Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.

Kettering Fairmont High School equals drug deal

by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

twittering

A vigorous oscillatory movement of the middle and ring fingers used inside the vaginal cavity. Must last longer than 15 seconds, because it is to make a point, not finish anything. Often used as a substitue for foreplay by finance majors.

I was twittering this girl last night when she asked if thats all it was.

by NoPhilo June 10, 2009