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Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.
Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..
by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009
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Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.
Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'
by in-the-dark July 10, 2010
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testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.
Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive
by j.bligh October 29, 2008
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Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.
by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011
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testastical

an orgasmic feeling when you're eating curly fries
i was having a date and all of the sudden, while eating my curly fries, i had a testastical!
by tYLER & lAURAAAAAA August 27, 2007
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Chuck Testa

What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.

Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.
You thought this was another meme, well in ways your right, nope! Chuck Testa.
by calimani77 September 16, 2011
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Tetea

Tetea is the most loveable person you will ever meet. I’m the luckiest girl to have him in my live. I trust him, he is loyal,kind,caring and he takes his relationship seriously. He loves his friends and family . He’s always there for his grilfriend.

He is an intelligent and talented boy. He is so sensitive so handle him with care. Eventhough he’s younger than me he’s the person i always looked up to!!

He’s the kind of boyfriend everyone dream for and he has the most amazing voice, just by listening to his voice you will fall for him. He’s such a great boy who you can’t never forget.

In conclusion he’s a perfectionist. I love him with all my heart. Saranghae oppa Taytay.
Tetea is a perfect boyfriend for Ruth.
by Ruthyrubyjane May 31, 2022
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