testes forest

What Borat calls his pubic hair. This is apparently a direct translation of a Kazakh metaphorical term for the pubic bush, male or female.

I go for wax job in U S and A, and when I return to my home town of Kusek, my testes forest already grow back! Very nice!

by extanction January 25, 2009

besties with testes

Besties with testes is a non profit orginazation for testicular Cancer awareness. Based out of denver colorado, and expanded to Phoenix Arizona Besties with testes brings Cancer awareness in a fun way Uncle Sam wants YOU to touch your self. Check your nuts early detection saves lives. 1 in 5 men aged 15-35+ will be diagnosed with testicular Cancer if caught early enough if is curable.

Besties with testes is a great non profit!

by Queen of the balls April 25, 2016

azure testes

A rich, British man's version of blue balls.

I say old bean, the queen has been cold to me as of late, and I'm beginning to develop the azure testes.

by Cashatoo September 3, 2006

luke tesser

Luke Tesser is very stupid and is very mean. He is not my friend

No one likes luke tesser

by ihateluketesser November 14, 2017

Besties with Testes

The term used when a female has a male best friend or friends.

T: I love M, he is one of my Besties!

N: He is totally one of your Besties with Testes.

by Kookookachooahahachoo May 27, 2011

TOSSES

Outlines of letters.
and/or Letters that are filled in with the same outline color from the same can. simple, simple, simple.

Tosses are crappy,,, but if you got the skill, than it can burn....

Tosses don't mean shit over Throwies, bombs or pieces.

by DigDug March 8, 2004

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006