testosterone fight 

Poker terminology.
When two players forget about what their cards are and just raise each other back and forth spraying testosterone all over the table. Common sense is never a factor in a testosterone fight.

Sam: What happened to all of Dave's chips?
Matt: He just lost a huge testosterone fight to Devin. Devin's so cool.
Bruce Willis: Yeah, I wish I were as cool as Devin.

testosterone fight by Devin McNasty March 11, 2005

tesco car park 

A meeting place where chavs hang out and is the main meeting place for fishy dealings.

"ey Connor, wanna go down to the Tesco car park in the Corsa and have a sesh"

tesco car park by d-d-d-d-deported March 11, 2017

tesco lottery

The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.

Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.

Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.

The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.

1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."

2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."

tesco lottery by Aoife303 November 22, 2006

tessology 

-Much like Scientology it captures people people with false beliefs and the belief in something more, which an never be found.
-A term used to describe an act in which brings people together to believe in complete bullshit.
-The followers use mob mentality to justify their actions.
-Although this does not cost you an obscene amount of money but it will cost you your soul...

2+2=5, see complete bullshit, much like Tessology.

tessology by Katie aka Steve the Man August 24, 2008

Testosteroom 

A room that every man has that is just his, for his belongings that the female party will not allow in common areas. This room is often banned of most womerns. Most womerns wouldnt want to anyway.....

Ive got my Jackie Chan posters up in the testosteroom. Come and see, we are safe there, she cant come in.

Testosteroom by unknownsquid May 22, 2009

teaonna 

Teaonna is a beautiful woman that has her shit straighten out. She is amazing and very sweet! Has long beautiful hair. She don't take crap from anyone and won't let anyone her in her way. She's surely a queen.

"Have you met Teaonna?"
"Yes! She's wonderful!"

teaonna by SugahHoneyIceTea August 19, 2017

TESCO PHOBIA 

Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco

I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia

TESCO PHOBIA by J-H Marwood October 11, 2017