TERMITE

1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter

Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!

This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!

Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.

by c-note February 3, 2005

termite

A sexual position by which the man performs excessive anal sex on the woman, leading to anal spillage of fecal matter... the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.

"We tried all kinds of new sex positions last night... but the craziest one was the termite!"

by masterdarkly January 5, 2014

termitasionals

Just a friend of mine

My friend from web Buse

by Mustafa February 2, 2005

termitsu

the martial art that is performed when two terminators encounter and start fighting.

The Sarah Connor Chronicles, better look at termitsu.

by FreakPopper February 24, 2009

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

termitemare

The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.

Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.

citation:

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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.

by jimseng September 2, 2011

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020