Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Termite

A word used in a derogatory sense. Typically to define citizens of a cooperative or collective country. Specifically ones which grant no wages to their workforce but instead have them work for free, whether by force or by voluntary contribution.

Commonly used by the UNAR, MAGOG forces to refer to citizens of Spindle
These people live for free and work hardly 2 hours a week, damn termites!
by Polyarch TAV May 25, 2025
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nibbling termite

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic
by Gayemopotato June 07, 2016
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termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
by anus supreme June 03, 2022
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Termite Queen

A derogatory term to describe the head of a polyamorous clan, which is usually a pale white woman of a larger build. She is usually the center of group photos and therefore the leader of the clan, and thus the other members (termites) must serve her needs (sex). The Termite Queen isn't always a fat white woman, but there's a very good chance that a larger pale human is involved.
"Oh look! A group photo! I wonder which one is the Termite Queen...."
"Ah dude, it's definitely the one in the center. She takes up half the photo!"
by LlamaLover1977 October 14, 2022
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 01, 2017
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Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.
My wife wore her termite bathrobe.
by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021
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