testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

dreamybullxxx's Testicles

They are the hardest working testicles ever. They come every day.

-Nah bro, his balls are like dreamybullxxx's testicles. they are coming every day

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

testicle-tapper

Testicle-tapper - One who deliberately swipes at the groin area of another in retaliation. Draymond Green of the Golden State Warriors was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is not his first testicle-tapping offense. Green was fined $25,000 in Game 3 of the Western Conference finals for kicking Oklahoma City Thunder’s Steven Adams in the groin; and in Game 2 he got away with kneeing Adams in the junk.

Testicle-tapper Draymond Green was suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals after his "retaliatory swipe of his hand to the groin" of Lebron James.

by JJewella ewJ June 13, 2016

Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

tentacle

an armlike appendage found in cephalopods (octopus and squid) covered in suckers.

a staple of twisted japanese hentai porn. tentacle-rape scenes and bukkake are to the japanese sexual identity what scheisse-movies are to germany.

The Tokyo police force was severely underfunded, having to deal with not only the 41st Street Yakuza and the weekly drunken samurai incidents, but also a sudden outbreak of tentacle rape in the 8th precinct.

by flight sergeant filipowitz January 9, 2005

Testicle Sunrise

When you wake a girl up by slapping her in the face with your testicles

my girl friend fell asleep during sex, so i gave her a testicle sunrise!

by dangle dongle May 13, 2005

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009