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tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.
waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*
by tendonitis October 20, 2008
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Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel
1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."
by tendonuts June 12, 2014
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Tendon

(Noun)strands of tissue that connect the skeletal muscles to bones
Ex. "Make sure to cook the tendon in the chicken well," said the chef.
by Bizzy Artist March 19, 2019
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tendu

She placed her tendu foot up his ass.
by Dancerchik December 28, 2004
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dragon tendon

The taoist alchemy phrase for penis.
Ouch, she bit off my dragon tendon!
by John MacGregor September 6, 2006
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tendouandushiwaka

The baddest bitch ever. They support ushiten and you should too. Why you ask? Because it’s underrated asf and needs spotlight THATS why.
tendouandushiwaka is the best. I will call them mommy when they ask me to.
by tendouandushijimassupport April 9, 2021
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tendous.fingertapes

tendous.fingertapes, (another alias they go by being El,) is incredibly sweet. Their comments are always so nice and they have no problem with handing out the sweetest complements! They're very down to Earth and know the best advice to give when someone asks for it !! They're also very talented! It's very clear they have a beautiful and strong soul!
Person A: "Hey! Who's one of the most sweetest people in your life?"
Me: "Oh, well it just so happens to be a person on the internet that goes by tendous.fingertapes! Let me tell ya, they're an awesome friend! They make pretty interesting content too!"

Person A: Wow, their user sounds really cool! They also sound like a genuinely nice person, I'll check them out!"
by by guppgun June 21, 2021
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