Tomsexual

A sexual orientation based on a wild attraction to the sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz, guitarist of Tokio Hotel- a German band.

Much like being Billsexual, although there are far fewer Tomsexual males than there are Billsexual males.

Wir sind alle Tomsexual
We are all Tom sexual

Guy: Hey, so what do you say you and I go out this weekend?

Girl: Sorry, I'm Tomsexual.

Guy: What does that mean?

Girl: It means get a german accent, some baggier clothes and dreads or cornrows, learn to play the guitar, and *then* we can talk.

Guy: *_*

by Schnuffel Bunny April 18, 2010

Techsexual

Another one of those fake sexualities that middle schoolers use to express their odd attraction to computers and technology in general.

Nerd: Guys... I'm coming out as techsexual
Chad: LOL what is that, another fake sexuality?

Nerd: NO CHAD IT'S HOW I FEEL NOW LEAVE ME AND ALEXA ALONE

by peep's bitch February 10, 2020

Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

Tempusexual

One who is sexually attracted to time.

That dude fucked up the timeline goood. Such a tempusexual.

by Tempusthefirst June 3, 2018

tamsexual

One who is only attracted to someone on the same level of Attractiveness as Tamzin Grey.

It is not limited to any gender, and it is a alternate sexuality as a person who is Tamsexual can be either Heterosexual or Bisexual etc.

Hey look at that girl over there, i think i'm Tamsexual because she is perfect!

by litteringisillegal October 8, 2014

Tensexual

Tensexual is when you’re only attracted to Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul (also known as ten from nct)

Person: guys I’m tensexual.

by Tensexual asf January 1, 2021

tebsexuality

The sexual attraction to teb and only teb.

tebsexuality is real and valid

by eveluvs June 7, 2021