ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

i'm telling mom

The three scariest words of your childhood. Almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.

Me: *hits brother*
Brother: I'm telling Mom!
Me: No, please, I'm sorry! I'll give you all my Starburst if you don't tell.
Brother: Fine.

by Corvus118 October 7, 2016

Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.

Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.

by jelly donut December 10, 2006

Not telling

not disclosing information for personal or private reasons.

"Hey, what is your middle name?"
"Not telling."

by TexaSmarty August 7, 2008

bank teller

1) The worst job ever.
2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.

Charlotte: Hey Lauren, don't you just love your job as a BANK TELLER ?
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.

by charlietuna January 15, 2009

Telli

Telli is an azeri name, meaning a girl with nice hair. It also means in many cultures, an angelic-like girl with a beautiful personality, with a happy aura around her, and a girl whom is very smart and funny, and daring.

parya: OMG THAT TELLI IS HAWT STUFF.
amrita: I KNOW IM SO JEALOUS OF HER MEHN, PEAK TIMES FOR US :( WISH I WAS A TELLI.

by tee-dawg. May 17, 2011

Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.

Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'

by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010