telephone toughguy

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.

My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.

by Gamblar December 9, 2008

telephone gangster

a person who puts up a front, lies, or pretends like they are a gangster (hard, tough, a real bad ass) while on the phone but, is truthfully a sorry ass coward full of shit, to scary to fight.

Why that weak ass bitch didn't do shit when she saw me cause, the tramp ain't nothing but a telephone gangster.

by the baddest bitches March 12, 2010

Telephone Tough-Guy

1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.

2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.

John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."

Jim: "Or else what?"

John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."

Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."

by Antonino G. July 5, 2009

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

dialing the pink telephone

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

by bungcork June 15, 2009

telephone pole

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.

"Your dick looks exactly like a telephone pole!", she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.

by Adam Philips August 18, 2006

telephone scar

A slash inflicted from the side of the mouth to the ear, the place a telephone or cell phone is placed, hence the name.

Hood Ninja: "Aye dog, yo I straight got ripped an once of them buds son." (This gentlemen was shorted one ounce of marijuana)

Drug Dealer: "Umm... no?"

Hood Ninja: (Pulls out knife, slashes drug dealers left side of the face, from mouth to ear) "Yo, screw me again bitch, and I'll make the right side match."

Drug Dealer: "Not ANOTHER telephone scar!!!"

by The Isaacton April 3, 2008