A state of being composed and calm. Directly translated from Chinese online buzz word:蛋定(dan4 ding4). Literally, "testo-" means male testis and "-stasis" means a state of static balance or equilibrium.
by Ricky GL April 25, 2011
Get the testostasis mug.When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
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The single-handed most epic man on Earth, just right next to Chuck's and Mr. T's side as a sidekick, just only as an insane as Game Joker!
by Mr. Bombman April 10, 2010
Get the Teioh mug.When a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her clitoris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap Made in China version of a full-grown penis.
A: "I was watching women's fitness on TV yesterday and I'm pretty sure that one of those women had a penis."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
B: "No, that was just a testosterone-enhanced clitoris, a 'testosteris'."
by Artnar May 14, 2010
Get the Testosteris mug.1. A nook, alcove, or cranny of ultimate manliness 2. An area with a high concentration of manly behavior and/or ideology.
by Mjones1745 March 24, 2009
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An awesome fan made vocaloid who deserves more love. A Yandere version of Kaito who loves his icepick, is covered in bandages and self mutilates.
by Essence Of Awesome March 12, 2010
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