r/teenagers

A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.

Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent

by SyzlicDefinesShit June 29, 2019

teeaarbee

The best Indian soy boy out there!

My gawd! Teeaarbee is my daddy

by Mr. LongBone January 2, 2019

Teenager

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!

Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?

by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010

Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

by ESSJAY May 5, 2011

Teenager

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults

Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore

by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015

teenage establishment

the teenage establishment is the any young person who holds or held some high social position due to being rich or having lots of friends who are also rich or just plain popular these people will include jocks,seniors,queen bees,cheerleaders,rich kids,those for student politics,or anyone who has ties to these groups are consider part of this realm.Most of them are just plain assholes who don`t have a clue in life and will mostly be workin at some fastfood place when they get older.

the cool kids are part of the teenage establishment so still the fuck away from them!!!!!!!!!

by lizard91 January 21, 2010

TeenAche

The FEELING (of/and) PAIN of a (or) being a, TEENAGER

"Man i was really feeling teenache last night"

by TeenAche December 18, 2018