Teeny Bopper

A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.

Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.

Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"

by Dallas Rose May 28, 2005

Teenyboppers

Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rly hawt and sexc and stuff and i luv dem and im gna mari jstin timberlandz even tho i wnt b able 2 sign da marige certifikat cuz i cnt spel mi own name!!!!!!!11111111 lolololololol!!!!11111111111"

dude, fucking teenybopppers, they're everywhere! get 'em off me! gaaa!

by Hole_fan_forever October 31, 2004

Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte

this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off

by sam November 23, 2003

teenchat

A chat site created by a pedo in order to get cybered. It features many different room, which contain regs who sit online all day and troll all newfags who attempt to whore their fake myspaces.

cheerleader69: hay guyz, wanna add me?
Reg: Gtfo, you fucking cunt
cheerleader69: fuk u! ur a bitch! i'm leavin teenchat now by guyz add me

by Shuddup October 29, 2008

teenly

A live webcam sex site that lets you watch girls and boys perform sexual acts on webcam. Teenly only features cam models between the ages of 18 to 24 years old.

Teenly has the best selection of teen cam models on the internet.

by ChatTime July 11, 2016

Teeny Bopper

Some retarded little girl who is musically obsessed with talentless people in the music industry that only appeal to their own girly interests in male dicks. These supplying artists also tend to be idiots hogging up the T.V. where valuable cartoons and actual teenage actors used to perform on. The teeny boppers are destroying the music industry by constantly supplying industries like the now notorious Disney Corporation, or Shinra Corporation (for those of you who get the reference).

Teeny Bopper: OMFG IT's THE JONAS BROTHERS, MILEY CYRUS, TAYLOR SWIFT, JUSTIN BIEBER, etc. etc.

Me: Go jump off a cliff and die. Everybody knows that Michael Jackson was the only real, honest pop musician and these guys are fakers for $$$$.

by The Future of Pop May 22, 2010

teenybopper

A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.

Look at the 12 your old dame, shit nigga, she's your classic teenboppa

by natedizzle July 19, 2003