tele-poop

when someone talks on the phone while taking a poop.

Dude, the other day Marybeth called me while i was taking a dump. After about a five minute conversation, i let out a huge fart...she knew right away that she was in the middle of an intense tele-poop.

by nastydandude May 21, 2008

The Tele

Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.

These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.

by Goldenrodzen August 4, 2018

Tele-Sleepover

Situation where two parties on opposite lines fall asleep together on the telephone.

Naomi and Jeremy had a brilliant tele-sleepover that rivaled those of the late Beethoven and Bach during late nights on European Tour 1654.

by Trenton Romulox December 6, 2006

Dita Von Teese

The sexiest woman on the face of the Earth.

While Dita may have altered her body and is a stripper and a porn star, she still manages to be classier than all those pop bitches on MTV while still showing the same amount of skin.

Dita von Teese is gorgeous.

by R'Amen December 5, 2010

Teely

That girl that everyone is jealous of. Known to party too hard, let her hormones get the best of her, and drive inappropriate coloured vehicles. Most Teely's are stellar to the max.

"Did you see Teely's rainbowed vest today? No? What about the leggings?"

"She's pregnant? She must have done a Teely..."

by doodlepants April 9, 2008

teege

To have a bartender choose your drink. This is particularly effective at a beer or wine bar.

"What's next?" "I'd like another round of teege me"

"What are you having?" "A pint of the teege me, please"

by Legen Dary September 9, 2010

tele

Short for “television”
British, common usage.

“Anything good on tele tonight?”

by Peter Williams May 8, 2004