Terrible Twenties

Age 22 - 29. The period by which the safety net of school and parents are no more (or coming to an end) and the world is thrust upon you, forcing you to grow up. It's the period of individual growth and learning of the world--away from the shelter of parents. It includes feelings of angst, frustration, depression and forced evaluation of self. It is followed by the intrinsic need to have one's own family.

Friend #1 (Age 23): "I can't get a break in life!"

Friend #2 (Age 33): "You have to crawl before you walk...you're in the terrible twenties."

by Slick Sleezy February 20, 2009

terrible towel

A mustard yellow towel created by legendary Steelers radio broadcaster Myron Cope during the 1975 playoff run. Can be seen in any Steelers game, home or away. Teams like the Philadelphia Eagles try to impersonate this towel with cute little dishrags that have advertisers such as "ACME" and "LA Weightoss". These types of teams cant compare to the Steelers awesomeness, and thusly should bow down to a five ringed hand.

"You see the Colts vs Steelers playoff game?"
" Yeah man...those colts fans were pwned by those terrible towels"
OR
"Nice dishrag"
"Thats not a dishrag, its my official 'Eagles rally towel'!"
"Man you Philly fans keep getting gayer by the day."

by juvefan3 July 28, 2008

terrible twelve

a twelve pack of beer. preferably coors light.
is not limited to 12 oz bottles (ie hieniken)

see also:
dirty thirty

Ryan: "Hey, there's going to be a huge party at Carla's house this friday, can you supply?"
Mike: "Of course dude, i'll bring a couple terrible twelves and a dirty thirty"

by rensy July 5, 2006

Terrible madden player

Dan is a player that throws pics every play and is down 5 touchdowns by half but always keeps positive attidtude until rage quitting at the end of the third quarter👍🏈

Dan sucks at madden
WHY DID THE CORNER STOP RUNNING!!!!
Terrible madden player-SUCKS- bad at something

by Terrible at madden November 27, 2018

Terrible Bass

The kind of bass inside stock laptops, and cars 1960-2000.
Also in most low cost amps.

Dude, your brothers car has some terrible bass!"

by Philip George October 1, 2005

terrible person who deserves to die

clearly this is me, who else would it be?

Hey did you see Nicole last night?
Yeah, she's such a terrible person who deserves to die.

by Shaniqua Lafonda November 27, 2007

Terrible Tommy

While having sex, (in the missionary position) and before ejaculating, a man pulls his penis out of his partner's vagina, inserts his testicles, and proceeds to beat his penis angrily and/or scarily until he ejaculates.

-"Dude my balls are killing me"
-"Why, what'd you do to 'em"
-"I gave that virgin girl a Terrible Tommy, and it totally squashed my balls"

by jitlythedoof November 9, 2009