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Infamous Two Toned Scrumish

Your bumpin and grindin with dis gurl from the club at cho house when your doin phyically penetrating her left side in the rear and when your about to cum pull out shimmy shimmy yer fat ass to the toilet to blow your load

Warning: Side affects may include nazshia, diharia, head aches, cramps, lukemia, and dehydrations
Dog i Infamous Two Toned Scrumish dis girl last night.
by Raptorsoraus November 10, 2009
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tooned

Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
marijuana high tuned bong weed ganja turnt
Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed
by Star_of_david September 12, 2016
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TBone

(Verb) Variation of Tbag; when a man inserts his balls into a woman's vagina (instead of her mouth).
"I Tboned this chick last night, she was clenching so hard I thought I was getting castrated!"
by UrbanDWordSmith February 4, 2010
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ToneDef

ToneDef is a band founded in 2006 by Stephen, Christophe, and Chris. Later members in clude Jeremy and Matt. The name comes from jeremy's inability to sing anything in tune.

Recordings are made using a computer microphone and the TeamSpeak application. Insturments usually include only a trumpet, but multiple trumpets, improvised drums (Dr.Worm) , and bass guitars (Infected) have been used in passed songs. Usually Stephen will play trumpet as Christophe sings, with othjers filling out the parts.

ToneDef does entirely edited covers and has not written a song to date. The GUmmi Bears Theme Song was the first song ever recorded. They have also been known to do a capella songs (for the longest time) and insturmentals (Mortal Kombat. They have one music video (Captain Planet) and one slide show, both of which are posted on YouTube and can be found by searching ToneDef.

Their first CD, My Anti-Depressent, was released on June 19th included 43 tracks and over 20 different songs. 27 copies were sold.
- Why does Tonedef sound so bad?

- Because Jeremy is singing again.

- Aw man
by SiempreMejor July 20, 2006
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T-boned by a semi

T-boned by a semi is a sexual position where two people form a "T" by a man lying on his side and the partner lying on their back with their legs in the air perpenDICKularly. The man must then enter with a semi-hard dick, thus making the partner "T-boned by a semi."
"Hey, why are you walking so funny today?" "I am in so much pain! I was t-boned by a semi last night!" "Oh no! Are you okay?" "Oh yeah! It was an amazing night! Hopefully I'll be t-boned by a semi again soon."

"Got a bitch drunk last night and afterwards she got t-boned by a semi."
by DICKtionary DICKtators May 11, 2015
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tonedeaf

The inability to identify good/enjoyable sounds.
PunkRockShitFace: YYEEAA, this music kickass!!! *Starts to scream so close to a microphone, he can lick it*
normal: your fucking tonedeaf
by qwertyy37 October 10, 2005
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troned

being tripped out and stoned at the same time
one time i smoked a bowl laced with acid, man i was troned all night.
by asdfadgfd May 13, 2005
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