Taong ombuds

Prior to this definition: "taong ombuds" didn't really didn't made any sense, due to the lack of direct translation of "Ombudsman" (origin has Old Norse/Scandinavian roots) in Tagalog

1. noun, Singular
A rare, and new kind of Ombudsman of The Republic of The Philippines. This type of ombudsman does a 180° turn in a silly manner and deliberately goes against the primary mandate of his/her office. At first it looks like it's a joke of some sorts, but the fuckin clown is serious.

2. noun Singular
Someone who has one job, but spectacularly fails to do it

Bongga Go: Isa kang taong ombuds.
Sammy: Ano yun?
Bongga Go: Edi wala kang silbi.

Secretary ni Sammy: Malapit na ang bertdey ng taong ombuds.
Officemate ni Sammy: Madaming clown shoes sa Shopee. Yun na lang pa-bertdey natin sa kanya

by Noynoying2012 September 28, 2020

Tauno

A very uncommon name, usually given to someone who is most amazing.They are all you wish you had, fun to talk to, easy to be with.He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. leaves you speechless and takes your breath away, a truly perfect example of what a man should be. The most amazing, the human drug.a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree.

wow. Tauno really is wonderful!

by whskygrl February 5, 2010

talonflame

A pokemon introduced in pokemon x/y. Used often in competitive play, it is commonly known for beating almost everything on the field with brave bird.

Joe sent out Mewtwo!
Joe's Mewtwo mega-evolved into Mega-Mewtwo x!
Talonflame used brave bird!
Joe's Mewtwo Fainted!
Joe Regrets his decision to fight Talonflame!

by organized chaos July 25, 2014

Baumd Taunk

The origins of this word stem from the words "BAMD" and "TANK". BAMD refers to a specific type of vehicle primarily a Sand coloured Pontiac Sunfire with a special license plate. The TANK originally referred to the character "Tank" in the famous movie "The Matrix" - the operator with multiple computer monitors. However, due to the special colour of the car (which allows for greater camouflage to the enemy when in combat in the desert), along with the word TANK, this was how the phrase BAMD TANK was born. Through the many years this word has been used in many languages and the combined accents have resulted in the phrase "Baumd Taunk". Since this special vehicle is considered a "tank", this particular Sunfire is also modified with a special turret found in the German Tiger Tank from World War II.

FS: I want to sit in your Baumd Taunk so we can go eat the best Maniccotti in the world!
DV: No. You can buy your own at Repo Experts.

by dabaddestboy August 4, 2009

Talon Westbrook

Talon Westbrook (Burbank) an American Model, Reality TV Star, and Social Media Influencer. He is currently 14y/o, his birthday is on February 17th. He has had a following of over 258k, until he got hacked. His current Instagrams are @talonwestbrook & @khidtayy.

Talon Westbrook is a famous Instagram Star & Model.

by pensacolafla November 25, 2019

Talon Rolen

He's a great person. He is smart and caring.

Talon Rolen is better than you.

by Killertalon February 4, 2020

Talon

Talon is a lovable, caring, trustworthy, and amazing friend. Talon is even better when in a relationship with one. They are the most caring people you'll meet. Plus they know how to please a woman😜. Talon's are super loyal and will do anything to please their partner.

"Talon is so great I can't believe how amazing he is!"
"I agree, you two are adorable together."

by Lovely_loner December 27, 2018