The act of sexually pleasuring yourself with Tater tots. When one feels urges, he or she may shove tater tots in or around their sexual organs.
Tater + Bating, Taterbating. Masturbating with the use of America's favorite food, tater tots.
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
Mike: "Last night Taylor made me watch her while she was taterbating"
Tim: "Dude! That's awesome! I love watching girls taterbating!"
by TaySarBetKel October 15, 2012
Get the Taterbating mug.To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama
Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015
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To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
by kingbumii May 6, 2015
Get the testurbate mug.Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."
Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.
You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?
Hooker:.......yes.
You: Later masterbater.
You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?
Hooker:.......yes.
You: Later masterbater.
by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010
Get the Later Masterbater mug.The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
by veovis88 June 26, 2009
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Get the MASTERBATERIFIC mug.Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
by Grim January 20, 2005
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