Taser Sex

The consensual act of using a taser on one's partner during intercourse to derive sexual pleasure through electrical conduction.

"Taser Sex" is a largely untested and legally unapproved maneuver only performed by sexual deviants and self-professed idiots.

by Rondolio August 18, 2008

dont tase me bro

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Taser Nation

The University Of Florida, where free speech is not included. If you ask the wrong questions, you will be shocked. When this occurs your fellow students will not assist you in any way, prompting the illustrious TV pundit, Stephen Colbert, to call out your student body as a bunch of submissive cowards.

FSU student "Dude, I heard Justin went to UF"
USF student "Lol, I hope he doesn't ask the wrong questions, he just entered the Taser Nation"

by Scotty Con Queso December 9, 2008

TSEFY

"That's so embarrassing for you." Used to belittle your friends when they 1. make a mistake 2. have an exceptionally lame Facebook status or tweet.

Variations: TSEFme, TSEFher, etc.

"You peed on his couch?! TSEFY."

Jon's Facebook status: Jamming to Nickelback all day.
Jen's comment: TSEFY. Big time.

by YEM 802 September 29, 2011

taserface

Created by two guys who hate those instagramer who posts everything on their life ✌.

Look at this taserface posting anything on his wall

by Spacewalker1021 July 23, 2018

Tasteful nude

A nude in which the sender covers up their genitals with something like strip of clothing.

Claire: “John sent me tasteful nudes last night. Respect to him for not sending me a dick pic.

by Seizedbigfoot6 October 5, 2021

Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009