Tardman

Emoticon/insult invented to describe the expression of a mentally challenged individual in order to express an opinion of an idea or person.

yu0 = teh >;B
ahahahaha... taht is so >;B

by unfunk February 1, 2004

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

tarzanelli

a small ball of shit dangling from one's anal hair.

Skid marks! I had a tribe of tarzanelli's in my skants!

by Cyrus & SFGTom November 10, 2003

tarzan slam

Alternate name for carbonated non-alcoholic beverage. Soft drink. Pop. Coke.

Down that tarzan slam and let's get outta here!

What kind of tarzan slam do you like? I like Pepsi.

by joe_cool_187 December 4, 2009

Tarzan Catches Jane

is a sex position involving two pull-up bars, or a sex swing. Tarzan Catches Jane, also referred to as the TCJ, was named for the following analogy: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane going to have his way with her, but he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.

It is a variation of the Italian Chandelier which is another sex position.

Girl 1: Hey hun, why are you walking so funny today? Did you hurt your ankle or something?

Girl 2: No, Nick and I were trying out our new swing last night and decided to try the Italian Chandelier but he missed and we ended up doing Tarzan Catches Jane.

Girl 1: OMG. That's got to hurt!

by Jade22SV January 21, 2011

tarzan

action done in sexual excitement. The act performed after laying pipe into a hot girl where she made your dick feel so great that after you ejaculate you begin to beat your chest and let out a yell expressing your satisfaction of a great lay.

Dude Susan was so amazing last night afterwards I did the tarzan.

by Jeff Briggs April 2, 2009

tardman

when masoud plays music outloud and its annoying, also its a nice word for retard

masoud is such a tardman

by memer man 69 May 2, 2019