jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
by Firemedic39 January 08, 2023
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Tant

A bitch who loves the color of a tant and is exceptionally large
I love the color tant!”
by Tant creator January 14, 2018
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TANT

Short for MŪTANT. Seen quite often in Walmart stores, Public places. People with questionable fashion sense, missing a few bricks short of a full load. Ugly, oblivious, Dorky
Now that is a TANT!
by Fordzilla June 18, 2021
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tant monkeys

When Sweat jumps from one ass hair to the next
Bobby has been working all day in the sun,bet he can fill them tant monkeys
by Swamp a$$ June 09, 2021
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tant bangers

(testicals) during some sexual positions, the scrotum will slap or bang the small area known as the tant.
"Oh nothing, im just sitting around the house scratching my tant bangers."
by roosterDNR414 February 25, 2010
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Rusty Tant

Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.
by Rancidcheeto June 22, 2024
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Tants

An over excited baboon who likes to throw his faeces about. Someone who has a silly voice and refuses to use voice communications. A person who scores well on games at the expense of others. Much inflated ego as a result.
Holy Fuck that guy is a total and utter Tants!
by Yav69 January 28, 2019
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