Anal Seepage Tampon

A product created by Sir Joseph Clements MBE to help porn stars and there amatuer counterparts not suffer from the effects of Anal Seepage.

After a long hardcore session possibly involving Robocop you get changed into your favourite white denim jeans. You go out and suddenly you favourite white jeans are now ruined due to the effects of Anal Seepage. An Anal Seepage Tampon stops the after effects of Anal Sex guaranteed.

by HillBilly Hitmen June 25, 2008

I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.

I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.

by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011

Social Tampon

When a guys chick friend calls and belly aches about bad boyfriends.

When a guy is subjected to the belly aching of chickfriends loss of current boyfriend. He is her social tampon.

by Ry Ry35 July 2, 2008

suck my tampon

for girls only: what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my tits. taken from the male term suck my dick. also gets people to shut up

example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj's wanna suck my dick
girl: suck my tampon

example 2:
dad: where the hell were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon

by ciroc b October 31, 2010

Dick, Shit Tampon

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009

spicy ghost tampon

ghost tampons is when a spooky B*,ch on her periodt and instead of using tampons she goes for the tapatío bottle and uses that instead no cap on

man leme tell you something idk how she got it in dere but i ain't eating tapatío no more that was half full man i wana go home i ain't never seen no spicy ghost tampon before

by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

rotten string cheese tampon

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

by J D Martin April 16, 2008